| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Seeths | 593916 | [U:1:61569359] | 2013-08-12 | — |
| JojoOtaku | 590501 | [U:1:86957005] | 2013-11-06 | — |
| Boogaloo | 558926 | [U:1:83831560] | 2013-04-28 | — |
| kaeos | 555464 | [U:1:80461604] | 2013-09-12 | — |
| Mahaugher | 529056 | [U:1:58303156] | 2013-04-28 | 2013-05-08 |
| roman_anderson | 525767 | [U:1:32842005] | 2013-09-11 | — |
| towel101 | 473620 | [U:1:68283723] | 2013-05-03 | 2015-07-07 |
| 2t00l | 415392 | [U:1:85806] | 2013-10-22 | 2014-02-28 |
| fuckmylife666 | 575896 | [U:1:46620879] | 2013-10-16 | 2013-10-23 |
| reyathae | 494460 | [U:1:65304253] | 2013-09-14 | 2013-10-14 |
| Techniik | 496904 | [U:1:50164572] | 2013-04-28 | 2013-08-12 |
| post_squidcore | 558928 | [U:1:75417788] | 2013-04-28 | 2013-07-20 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015-11-12 | Please Pick Up Milk | worst team ever in... | cp_process_final | 2 - 0 | Week 6:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Please Pick Up Milk | The Catface Party | cp_process_final | 2 - 0 | Week 6:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Disney Channel Celebs | Please Pick Up Milk | cp_metalworks_rc5 | 2 - 0 | Week 5:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Salt Miners | Please Pick Up Milk | koth_coalplant_b2 | 2 - 0 | Week 4:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Koreaboos | Please Pick Up Milk | cp_metalworks_rc5 | 2 - 0 | Week 5:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Please Pick Up Milk | First e-Sports | cp_badlands | 0 - 2 | Week 3:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Please Pick Up Milk | Mad Marx Revolutio... | koth_coalplant_b2 | 0 - 2 | Week 4:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Please Pick Up Milk | Chilling in North ... | cp_badlands | 0 - 5 | Week 3:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Ohana Means Family | Please Pick Up Milk | cp_gullywash_final1 | 5 - 0 | Week 2:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | snarky teamname in... | Please Pick Up Milk | cp_gullywash_final1 | 5 - 0 | Week 2:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Please Pick Up Milk | i love novice | cp_granary | 0 - 5 | Week 1:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Game of Throws | Please Pick Up Milk | cp_granary | 5 - 0 | Week 1:2 |