| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| stalegummy | 545215 | [U:1:89521148] | 2013-09-15 | — |
| DonaldTrumpet | 545655 | [U:1:76863594] | 2013-09-29 | — |
| 2Toasty | 606042 | [U:1:97277346] | 2013-09-29 | — |
| snack- | 578223 | [U:1:81917896] | 2013-10-27 | 2013-10-29 |
| Bitta | 573819 | [U:1:82274971] | 2013-09-15 | 2013-10-31 |
| Dynastes | 549517 | [U:1:57878001] | 2013-09-16 | 2013-10-31 |
| Dhdmaster | 366270 | [U:1:37066727] | 2013-09-15 | 2013-10-31 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015-11-12 | worst team ever in... | Sherlock Homies | cp_granary | 0 - 2 | Week 9:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Please Pick Up Milk | worst team ever in... | cp_process_final | 2 - 0 | Week 6:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | First e-Sports | worst team ever in... | cp_metalworks_rc5 | 2 - 0 | Week 5:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | worst team ever in... | Disney Channel Celebs | cp_process_final | 0 - 2 | Week 6:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | worst team ever in... | rich kids | koth_coalplant_b2 | 0 - 2 | Week 4:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | heroes of low open | worst team ever in... | cp_metalworks_rc5 | 2 - 0 | Week 5:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | worst team ever in... | The Runaway 5 | koth_coalplant_b2 | 0 - 2 | Week 4:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | snarky teamname in... | worst team ever in... | cp_badlands | 2 - 0 | Week 3:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | vibe_down | worst team ever in... | cp_gullywash_final1 | 0 - 2 | Week 2:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | worst team ever in... | carson kalkin eades | cp_badlands | 0 - 5 | Week 3:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | worst team ever in... | Gangstas With Waifus | cp_granary | 0 - 5 | Week 1:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | worst team ever in... | The Milkmen | cp_gullywash_final1 | 0 - 5 | Week 2:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Curse of the Yomies | worst team ever in... | cp_granary | 5 - 1 | Week 1:1 |