| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lubrication | 582294 | 0:0:6968281 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| EfforT | 608062 | 0:1:14092150 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| SkiLL | 456440 | 0:1:5281657 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| aiM- | 639101 | 0:0:13509972 | 2009-01-03 | — |
| toiletries | 665020 | 0:0:16205324 | 2009-01-07 | — |
| chaos | 660533 | 0:1:10511952 | 2009-01-04 | — |
| PoPtarts...OUT | 511649 | 0:0:11159591 | 2009-01-04 | — |
| Snuggie | 540227 | 0:0:13885409 | 2009-01-08 | — |
| Alcohol | 644401 | 0:0:19161109 | 2009-01-15 | 2009-02-07 |
| Alcohol | 704246 | 0:0:19161109 | 2009-02-07 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-11 | The Unstoppable Force | TnB LacKcuF | — | 2 - 28 | — |
| 2009-01-14 | TacOps | TnB LacKcuF | — | — | — |
| 2009-01-19 | OH FACEd | TnB LacKcuF | — | 27 - 3 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | TacOps | TnB LacKcuF | — | 10 - 20 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | TnB LacKcuF | ilove | — | 11 - 19 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | Xtreme Soldiers | TnB LacKcuF | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | TnB LacKcuF | Exempt | — | 7 - 23 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | TnB LacKcuF | Team Out Cast | — | 27 - 3 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | TnB LacKcuF | STONERS R US | — | — | — |