| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| schnerbinator | 10643 | Schnerbinator | 2009-12-01 | 1969-12-31 |
| capler | 10646 | Capler | 2009-12-01 | 2010-05-17 |
| cless6 | 10648 | cless6 | 2009-12-01 | 2010-06-02 |
| Kazooie | 20038 | Kazooie | 2010-04-04 | 1969-12-31 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1969-12-31 | Vandelay Industries | The Shockers | Twisted Treeline | — | — |
| 1969-12-31 | Rainbow Power Ponies | The Shockers | Twisted Treeline | 2 - 0 | Postseason Round 1 |
| 1969-12-31 | The Shockers | Batman's Canadian Trinity | Twisted Treeline | 0 - 3 | Week Eight |
| 1969-12-31 | GUNDAMS | The Shockers | Twisted Treeline | 0 - 3 | Week Six |
| 1969-12-31 | 25 Purple | The Shockers | Twisted Treeline | 0 - 3 | Week Five |
| 1969-12-31 | The Shockers | TEAM CHEESUS | Twisted Treeline | 3 - 0 | Week Four |
| 1969-12-31 | Lazy Town Heros | The Shockers | Twisted Treeline | 0 - 3 | Week Three |
| 1969-12-31 | Two Teemos One Cup | The Shockers | Twisted Treeline | 3 - 0 | Week Two |
| 1969-12-31 | Revolution Sports | The Shockers | Twisted Treeline | 0 - 3 | Week One |
| 1969-12-31 | Two Teemos One Cup | The Shockers | Twisted Treeline | 0 - 3 | Preseason - Week Two |